Brandi Glanville Is Still Campaigning For That Best Actress In A Drama Award
I don’t watch The Real Housewives of Anyfuckingwhere, so I’ll admit my education on all things Rimes, Cibrian and Glanville (an apt name for the worst damn PR firm on the planet) comes directly from...
View ArticleLeAnn Rimes Is As Selfless As Ever
Every time I read LeAnn Rimes’ Twitter feed, I’m reminded of the first time I realized as a parent that kids listen to every damn word we say. My oldest came up to me one day when he was little and...
View ArticleHer Chola Name Is Lil’ Stupid
Thanks but no thanks; if I wanted the #6 combo of dumb white girl pretending to be a badass with a side of too-old-for-this, I’d go with the Original Recipe. Last night, while the rest of us were aging...
View ArticleIt’s Not Officially Groundhog Day Until The Squinting Insanity Dragon Appears...
Well, at least now I know what it looks like when LeAnn Rimes eats too many damn goji berries. I sympathize with her; I get the same feeling when I try to eat a salad and my body freaks out over the...
View ArticleBrandi Glanville’s New Book Is Exactly As Messy As You’d Think It Would Be
…with Leslie Bruce. Poor, poor Leslie Bruce. What horrible, unspeakable act did Leslie Bruce commit in a past life to deserve the punishment bestowed upon her? The next time life feels overwhelming,...
View ArticleBrandi Glanville Claims That Eddie Cibrian Is Trying To Get Her To Pay Him...
Dear Heather Mills, Elin Nordegren, Jon Cryer’s ex-wife and all the other platinum level gold diggers out there who think they have won the game, a new challenger you knew was a shady motherfucker (but...
View ArticleEddie Cibrian Wants Money From Brandi Glanville, But Not For Child Support
The other day, Brandi Glanville dramatically tweeted about how her shit bag ex-husband Eddie Cibrian is living the high life in a multi-million dollar mansion with Falkor Rimes and yet he’s still...
View ArticleIt’s Not Officially A Little League Game Until The Trashy Mom Shows Up With...
Very classy, LeAnn Rimes. Was your bikini at the cleaners? Everyone’s favorite near-sighted insanity dragon put the Home in Homewrecker (as in, go home and put some damn clothes on, you hussy) when she...
View ArticleLeAnn Rimes: ‘You Know What Would Make This Kids’ Baseball Game Great? My Tits.’
Posted without commentary because goddammit, lady. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ... The post LeAnn Rimes: ‘You Know What Would Make This Kids’ Baseball Game Great? My Tits.’ appeared...
View ArticleFalkor Rimes And Brand Glanville Air Their Shit Out On Twitter: Part...
Because talking to Brandi AnalGlandVille privately like a mature, sane adult won’t get her attention from the blogs (and here I am falling for that shifty luck dragon’s game), LeAnn Rimes passively...
View ArticleBrandi Glanville Is Not Sorry For Saying Her 7-Year-Old Son Is An Asshole And...
Brandi Glanville pulled a Brandi Glanville on her podcast last week when she called her 7-year-old son Jake an “asshole” and a “dick” who needs to go fuck himself sometimes. Well, some kids are...
View ArticleNobody Watched LeAnn Rimes And Eddie Cibrian’s Reality Shit Show
I haven’t watched the first episode of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s “semi-scripted” dried turd of reality show on Vh1, because I am a disgusting, gross, easy pig slut when it comes to TV (and...
View ArticleLeAnn Rimes’ reality show is doing super well, you guys
Hey, remember that reality TV show LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were making? The one where they were kind of throwing actual reality out the window and casting actors to play Eddie’s kids? Well, some...
View ArticleEddie Cibrian And LeAnn Rimes Told His Boys About Their Affair
Seen above the moment she realized that the bowl of laxatives she ate for breakfast kicked in a little too fast AGAIN, LeAnn Rimes says that she and Eddie Cibrian have had several talks with his kids,...
View ArticleLeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Told His Kids About Their Affair
And in a week, they’ll tell them about this one. Having kids is great! I don’t know how young is too young to tell a child daddy got tired of having sex with mommy and that’s why they live with a...
View ArticleThe Delusions Of A Luck Dragon: LeAnn Rimes Thinks She And Eddie Cibrian Are...
According to Webster’s, the definition of “wet dream” is: an erotic dream culminating in orgasm and in the male accompanied by ejaculation of semen LeAnn Rimes thinks she and Eddie Cibrian are the pure...
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LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cropping Herself Into Family Photos Now
As part of her ongoing war with Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes may have taken her crazy to some next level shit by allegedly Photoshopping herself into a photo of Eddie Cibrian and his sons. Via...
View ArticleFile Under “Opposite Of Shocking”: LeAnn Rimes And Eddie Cibrian’s Reality...
Cue the sound of Brandi Glanville joyfully cackling at the top of her lungs. “You may be younger and prettier, bitch, but at least I’m still on television!” According to People, the reason Brandi is...
View ArticleDean Sheremet Thinks The Dumbest Thing LeAnn Rimes Did For Her Career Was...
LeAnn Rimes first husband Dean Sheremet is back for some reason, and he’s got lots of things to say about his luck dragon-looking ex-wife and her life choices. I just imagined Dean screaming “LOOK AT...
View ArticleEddie Cibrian Calls Brandi Glanville A Liar, Brandi Glanville Bashes His Ass...
On Tuesday, I linked to a Reality Tea piece about how Brandi Glanville continued to slap at her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his luck dragon bride LeAnn Rimes during an interview on a podcast. Brandi...
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